People who have monkeys for pets should just go ahead and have kids, Jerry Seinfeld years ago joked in a standup bit about pet ownership. “If you need a pet that can roller skate and smoke cigars, it’s time to think about a family.”

When you boil it down, that’s why Microsoft’s new Surface Pro won’t rack up much in the way of sales. It’s an awful lot of computer trapped inside the body of a tablet. Which means tradeoffs.

With apologies to Seinfeld, if you’re thinking about Surface Pro ownership, then you’re so close. Just go out and get a real computer.

Most consumers will do just that. Many enterprise buyers, however, will be ordering a few Surface Pro’s. Click HERE to find out why.